As someone who’s interested in current affairs and politics I like to keep my ear to the ground. This unfortunately means that I end up listening to a lot of dog shit.

Yesterday, in my local library, I read my way through as many as ‘a few’ of the more obscure journals and news titles out there and, after literally ‘minutes’ of unstinting scissor-work, have come up with nine news-stories, which you will probably have missed, concerning the ‘disgusting noncing depredations of sick pervy child-perverting sicko paedos‘ (Journal of Periodontology Volume: 86, Number: 12).

Paedos using adult porn to satisfy sick cravings – shocker

The Bootle Champion, 17 February 2015

A paedophile has been convicted for the possession of pornographic images and films involving adult actors.

Paedophile, Terry Robinson, previously convicted for child pornography offences, has been sentenced to five years imprisonment after his computer was found to contain over 15 megabytes of films and images depicting adults engaged in a variety of sexual acts with each other.

Under police interrogation Robinson admitted that he would occasionally masturbate to this material whilst imagining what the actors may have looked like when children.

Mrs Betty Forceps of the NSPCC said “this is a disturbing development. Paedophiles are devising ever-more devious ways of concealing their evil activities. For all we know, a man walking past a woman in the street could be a paedophile in disguise, deriving some perverted pleasure from imagining what she looked like when she was 15. Something must be done.”

Anti-paedo screens for St John-Stevas Primary school

The Slough Monthly Advertiser, 29 January 2106

Mrs Betty Forceps, head of governors at St John-Stevas Primary school, said “In view of the sky-rocketing of incidences of paedophilia and Jimmy Saville, the governors have decided to install screens over the railings which separate the upper-school playground from the adjacent motorway. Without these screens any passing paedophile is able to observe our pupils from his car, and that is a risk we’re not prepared to expose our children to.”

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St John-Stevas Primary upper school playground – BEFORE the installation of new screens

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St John-Stevas Primary upper school playground – AFTER the installation of new screens

Court rules against vile paedos by closing down sick bestiality loop-hole

The Bootle Champion, 27 October 2015

Paedophile, Terry Robinson, previously convicted for child pornography offences, has been sentenced to five years after his computer was found to contain over 15 MG of films and images depicting underage dogs and cats apparently engaged in ‘play’ during which their genitals were frequently exposed to view.

Robinson, who, under police interrogation, admitted to finding puppies and kittens ‘cute’, has also been banned for life from owning a cat or a dog, and can not approach a domesticated mammal unless its owner is present.

Mrs Betty Forceps of the NSPCC said “This is a disturbing development. Paedophiles are seeking to exploit any loop-hole in the law in order to practice their sick desires. All pet owners will be relieved that the courts have acted and that something has been done.”

Mr Beadas Fish of the RSPCA said “All pet owners will be relieved that the courts have acted and something has been done. Paedophiles are seeking to exploit any loop-hole in the law in order to practice their sick desires. This is a disturbing development.”

Mrs Forceps went on to voice her concern that this kind of material is widely available on internet sites aimed at children – as did Mr Fish of the RSPCA.

Historic Abuse Child Sex Pest gets his comeuppance after 50 years of harbouring guilty secret

The Western Gazette, 03 March 2016

Paediatric oncologist Harold Barnes, aged 64, must have have been rubbing his hands with glee, thinking how he’d evaded justice for fifty years.

That is until burglars, during a break-in at his home in leafy Brynterfel Avenue, Yeovil, opened up a locked box and were disturbed to find a stash of ‘love’ letters detailing his sick paedo sex abuse of an underage girl fifty years previously:

In one letter his victim writes to Barnes:

“I’d been hoping all evening that you would hold me and kiss me, and when you did I was in heaven… When I got home that night I could not sleep for the thought of your lips against mine. The bracelet is beautiful but, in truth, your kiss was by far my best 15th birthday-present because it made me, for the first time in my life, wish I were a woman and not a child.”

In another letter she wrote:

“You’re such a gentleman, Harry. I shouldn’t have laughed like that when you apologised. You see – I’ve been longing for you to touch me and hold me there.”

It became clear during the trial that the child had been referring to her breasts in that letter.

In another letter she wrote:

“I don’t care about the differences in our ages – I am ready to wait for you.”

Judge Mather-Geoffries said in his summing up “If, when it comes to questions of sexual abuse, the law acknowledges no difference between a 15-year-old and a 15-month-old child, then why should we expect a paedophile to do so? With paedophilia there is no ‘slippery slope’ but rather a ‘sheer cliff’. A man willing to abuse a 15-year-old can not be trusted around children of any age. Only your otherwise unblemished criminal record and your achievements in combating childhood cancer have spared you a spell in prison.”

Barnes, ‘devoted’ grandfather to two grandchildren aged 2 and 3, has been placed on the sex offender register and forbidden all contact with children, including his grandchildren. The pioneering programme of research he has been spearheading at the CCRI (Children’s Cancer Research Institute) is to be discontinued.

Judge Mather-Geoffries went on to commend the vigilance and the sense of civic responsibility of the burglars who’d found the letters and anonymously handed them over to the police.

His victim, Mrs Marjorie Barnes, aged 65, also of Brynterfel Avenue, Yeovil, is undergoing post-trial psychological evaluation and is likely to require prolonged counselling and therapy with a trauma specialist as a result of the abuse she suffered fifty years ago at Harold Barnes’s hands.

Vicar speaks out in favour of new child protection legislation

Cambridge Evening News, 18 March 2008

The rev William Mellor, vicar of Upper Gidding, Cambridgeshire, yesterday spoke out in favour of the bill currently passing through parliament, which proposes to increase the supervisory powers of courts in the cases of repeat sex offenders.

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Paedophile Bill

Top Scientist confirms that paedos DO look like paedos

American Sociological Review, May 2014

Research conducted by a top scientist, Professor Jamie Carton, has confirmed that there is such a thing as the ‘paedo look’.

Professor Carton, who studies paedophiles convicted of sexual offences, has collated an extensive archive of photographs taken from newspaper reports concerning paedophiles and child abuse.

By comparing these with a control group of photos accompanying news-stories and adverts unrelated to paedophilia or child abuse, he has been able to demonstrate that paedos display a set of facial characteristics which distinguish them from ordinary people and which amount to a distinct ‘paedo look’.

normal                                                      paedo

normal                                                       paedo

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normal                                                       paedo

Moreover, by comparing photographs of celebrities before and after they became paedophiles Professor Carton has concluded that becoming a paedophile also entails a degradation in the person’s appearance.

Rolf Harris before he became a paedo (left) and after (right)

Sir Jimmy Saville before he became a paedo (left) and after (right)

Michael Jackson before he became a paedo (left) and after (right)

Stuart Hall before he became a paedo (left) and after (right)

Professor Carton, who has been described as ‘handsome’, suggested that the strong correllation that his research had uncovered between looking like a paedophile and being a paedophile could be useful in helping law enforcement agencies and vigilante groups to pre-emptively forestall acts of paedophilia.

He also added that, despite his findings, people should not assume that someone must be a paedophile simply because they are ugly:

“God knows, it must be dreadful enough looking like that without, on top of it, everyone thinking you’re a kiddie-fiddler. ”

New resident’s dream turns into nightmare when her new neighbourhood Proves to be paedo hot-spot

The Pickering Gazette & Herald, 6 October 2014

Mrs Betty Forceps thought she’d finally found her dream-home when, last week, she moved into her new bungalow in leafy Heathfield Grove.

But her dream soon turned into a nightmare when, one afternoon, she noticed a strange man in the street outside her house, engaging her neighbour’s child in conversation, and offering her sweets from a paper bag.

Mrs Forceps immediately called the police and kept watch on the man through her lace curtains. The police arrived soon after to find the man still in conversation with the child. He was duly cautioned and arrested.

Under questioning the man turned out to be Mr Alex Woodward, a small-business man and the child’s father. Woodward had that afternoon returned home from a two-week business trip abroad.

The police commended Mrs Betty Forceps for her vigilance.

The case is due to come before the courts on Monday the 12th.

Sick perverts force Doctors to change their name

The Lancet, August 2015

Over the past decade statistics have shown a steady increase in assaults on doctors. Whilst most incidents involve doctors working in A&E, the greatest increase has been against doctors specialising in childhood conditions and illnesses.

This is thought to be explained by some people confusing the word ‘paediatrician’ with the word ‘paedophile’.

“It’s happening more and more often.” Dr Hamza Malik says “I’ve had parents who, on finding out that I am a ‘paediatrician’, have refused to let me see their child and who have become quite abusive and threatening.”

“One, of course, tries to calm things down and clear up the misconception but generally doing so only makes things worse since that is usually interpreted as typical paedophile behaviour: employing deception and lies in order to gain access to children. When this happens, referring the family to a female colleague can occasionally help matters, but usually it’s best to discreetly contact the police and hope they arrive before the situation gets out of hand.”

Last year, in a particularly unpleasant incident, the parents of a child recently diagnosed with leukemia held Doctor Malik prisoner in his own surgery whilst they contacted the police, asking them to arrest him on the grounds that he was a ‘paediatrician’. When two police officers arrived and refused to arrest Doctor Malik the parents became violent, assaulting one of the police officers, as well as Doctor Malik and the surgery’s receptionist.

Doctor Malik added “I understand that in view of the sky-rocketing of incidences of paedophilia and Jimmy Saville, that people are concerned. I don’t blame the parents for this – I blame the paedophiles.”

Things have got to the point where paediatricians are having to remove name-plates from outside their practices and lie about their specialisation.

The British Paediatric Association are considering whether to change the name of their profession from ‘paediatrician’ to some alternative, such as ‘kindertrician’ or ‘infantrician’.

The words ‘paediatrician’ and ‘paedophile’ both come from ‘paidos’, the Greek word for ‘child’. However the Greek word ‘- iatrician’ means ‘doctor’ whilst the word ‘-phile’ means ‘abuser’ or ‘hater of’.

Art Gallery Pondering Implementation of New Child Abuse Imagery Laws

The Daily Heil, 21 July 2013

The trustees of the National Gallery have been working out how best to implement the new child protection laws, which extend their scope to cover cultural artefacts previously protected by a privileged status which left them exempt from obscenity laws.

This law addresses a loop-hole which has meant that paintings and sculptures which, if produced today, would be condemned as child pornography, are openly on display in galleries and museums throughout the length of this land where children can view them.

A spokesman for the gallery said “we understand that in view of the sky-rocketing of incidences of paedophilia and Jimmy Saville, that people are concerned, but the situation at the moment is a bit of a nightmare – there are no clear guidelines. We could find ourselves in a position where we are obliged to put masterpieces such as Caravaggio’s ‘Cupid Triumphant‘ into the incinerator.”

One option that has been considered is to place some kind of ‘cache-sexe’, such as a fig leaf, over the parts concerned. This would be non-permanent, allowing scholars and experts to inspect the entire art work if necessary.

However District Judge Elizabeth Roscoe, who has been spearheading this new legislation, has advised museums and galleries that using non-permanent fig-leaves would ‘go against the spirit of the new laws and would involve us in bequeathing degenerate art to future generations who may not be as enlightened on such questions as we are today.’

Another option the Trustees are considering is to store the obscene art works in a special, locked room from which children will be excluded and to which only adults who have passed a rigorous CRB check, and who have valid grounds for looking at such work, will be allowed supervised access.

However there are understandable fears that such a system would not prevent non-convicted paedophiles, whose offences have yet to come to light, accessing these works.

Rumours that some trustees, in order to prevent works of art being destroyed, favour selling, or even donating, parts of the gallery’s collection to countries with laxer laws, were quashed by the National Gallery spokesman:

“The trustees are 100% behind the new laws and we wish to implement them as effectively as possible. It would go against the spirit of the law to hand over such art works to countries with more permissive laws on child abuse imagery and would simply be exporting the problem.”

District Judge Elizabeth Roscoe, speaking to the press added:

“Why should a white, over-educated, middle-class, middle-aged elite, the demographic which visits galleries, be exempt from laws concerning child abuse images? If some of these paintings were photographs or films there would be no doubt about their status as child pornography. When they were created people, of course, didn’t know the extent to which child nudity and images of child abuse are harmful and dangerous. We know better now and we must act to protect both present and future generations.”

District Judge Elizabeth Roscoe has a history of bravely facing down the paedo menace, most notably when, despite admitting that she was ‘no judge of art or artistic merit’, she ordered the destruction of paintings by sick paedo artist Graham Ovenden.

A provisional list of paintings concerned has been drawn up by Judge Elizabeth Roscoe in collaboration with the gallery, a list which includes the following famous paintings:

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Edgar Degas – ‘Young Spartans’ c. 1860
c Perugino
Perugino – ‘Madonna and Child’ c. 1500
c eyes_GOYA Saturn_devouring wikimedia
Francisco Goya – ‘Saturn Devouring his Son’ c. 1819-1823
c andrew-wyeth-christinas-world
Andrew Wyeth – ‘Chrisina’s World’, 1948

 

 

 

 

 

38 thoughts on “Some Cuttings From My Scrapbook

  1. OK sussed it (kinda?) – they wouldn’t NORMALLY name a so called ‘VICTIM’ – DOH!

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    The REAL Maj Barnes NON-VICTIM from 19Hatey? Watch this space between our ears!

    Kwote SeXentric, “Wot really counts iz between Ur ears – NOT legs!!”
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  2. Leonard, sadly Ur ‘Search Box’ aint’t too precise.

    Sooo, SeXentric can’t be sure there hasn’t been a response to Ur cutting hereunder NOT dated 1st April Fool.

    About a Swingin 60s 14 & 15 y.o. CONSENTING PEER COUPLE. An aMused Loli so called ‘Historic VICTIM’, now 65 supposedly needing anti social Fascist AngloVILE so called ‘Longterm Treatment’. Who WAS/IS OLDER than her so called ‘aBuser’ (de facto VICTIM?) now a learned KindPediatrician just 64 – needing anti social Fascist AngloVILE longterm BIG FASCIST PERSECUTION. Just like a Jew in Nazi Germany !!?

    Or is it just another anti social Fascist AngloVILE BIG CON from The Western WANKAS Gazette??

    Here R sum Western WANKAS Gazette search Lynx fer HOT Cats on “Historic Sex Abuse”

    http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/search/search.html?searchType=&searchPhrase=HISTORIC+SEX+ABUSE&where=

    http://www.westerngazette.co.uk/search/search.html?searchType=&searchPhrase=HISTORIC+SEX+ABUSE&where=&orderByOption=dateDesc

    LOL-ita XXX

    HISTORIC ABUSE CHILD SEX PEST GETS HIS COMEUPPANCE AFTER 50 YEARS OF HARBOURING GUILTY SECRET

    THE WESTERN GAZETTE, 03 MARCH 2016

    Paediatric oncologist Harold Barnes, aged 64, must have have been rubbing his hands with glee, thinking how he’d evaded justice for fifty years.

    That is until burglars, during a break-in at his home in leafy Brynterfel Avenue, Yeovil, opened up a locked box and were disturbed to find a stash of ‘love’ letters detailing his sick paedo sex abuse of an underage girl fifty years previously:

    In one letter his victim writes to Barnes:

    “I’d been hoping all evening that you would hold me and kiss me, and when you did I was in heaven… When I got home that night I could not sleep for the thought of your lips against mine. The bracelet is beautiful but, in truth, your kiss was by far my best 15th birthday-present because it made me, for the first time in my life, wish I were a woman and not a child.”

    In another letter she wrote:

    “You’re such a gentleman, Harry. I shouldn’t have laughed like that when you apologised. You see – I’ve been longing for you to touch me and hold me there.”

    It became clear during the trial that the child had been referring to her breasts in that letter.

    In another letter she wrote:

    “I don’t care about the differences in our ages – I am ready to wait for you.”

    Judge Mather-Geoffries said in his summing up “If, when it comes to questions of sexual abuse, the law acknowledges no difference between a 15-year-old and a 15-month-old child, then why should we expect a paedophile to do so? With paedophilia there is no ‘slippery slope’ but rather a ‘sheer cliff’. A man willing to abuse a 15-year-old can not be trusted around children of any age. Only your otherwise unblemished criminal record and your achievements in combating childhood cancer have spared you a spell in prison.”

    Barnes, ‘devoted’ grandfather to two grandchildren aged 2 and 3, has been placed on the sex offender register and forbidden all contact with children, including his grandchildren. The pioneering programme of research he has been spearheading at the CCRI (Children’s Cancer Research Institute) is to be discontinued.

    Judge Mather-Geoffries went on to commend the vigilance and the sense of civic responsibility of the burglars who’d found the letters and anonymously handed them over to the police.

    His victim, Mrs Marjorie Barnes, aged 65, also of Brynterfel Avenue, Yeovil, is undergoing post-trial psychological evaluation and is likely to require prolonged counselling and therapy with a trauma specialist as a result of the abuse she suffered fifty years ago at Harold Barnes’s hands.

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  3. I’m giggling helplessly. Worthy of that immortal Brass Eye special, as Salem says.

    Thanks for remembering us women with Audrey Hepburn as a paedo-monster!

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    1. Thanks OOM! I’m glad we could share in a bit of laughter.

      I guess paedos don’t get that much to laugh about – the folly of the world being more tragic than risible. But I think humour is a good weapon, and can be comforting.

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  4. The anti-paedo screens and the historic sex pest column are to close to reality — Look on the bright side, those ‘paedos’ may lose control, crash and die, anybody else dies is just collateral damage!
    There was a case there a burglar steals computer equipment and reveals CP on the stolen hard drive .
    This satire could fit nicely into the famous BressEye.

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  5. Hilarious! We need much much more of this kind of thing. Nothing soothes anger like good old-fashioned polite mockery. 🙂

    I admit I didn’t realize it was satire when I clicked your first citation. I looked through that article on Periodontitis scratching my head. Although that could have been the jargon. My outrage at the first article made me put 2 and 2 together, and I laughed the whole way through. Brilliantly done.

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    1. >”Hilarious!”

      Thanks Cart- I must admit that I had a ball while writing these, and I’m really very pleased and encouraged to find that they are appreciated.

      >”We need much much more of this kind of thing. Nothing soothes anger like good old-fashioned polite mockery.”

      I agree – mockery is the weapon of the powerless: it comforts the oppressed, gets past the radar of the oppressors who, in their arrogance, blind themselves to their own ridiculousness and thus don’t realise that they’re being mocked (a great example of this is Shostakovich’s 5th symphony – http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03lbvys ), and satire (plus other forms of humour) implies, communicates and suggests ideas to a wider audience, ideas which that same audience may not be ready to hear if they were presented plainly.

      I was wondering if there’s been much satire done round the paedo-hysteria? Other than Paedogeddon?

      >”I admit I didn’t realize it was satire when I clicked your first citation. I looked through that article on Periodontitis scratching my head.”

      That was a last-moment addition – I thought ‘what would be the least likely place to find such an incontinent tirade of epithets against paedophiles?’ and when I came across a journal on periodontitis I thought ‘that’s it!’. I liked the sheer incongruity of it.

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    1. thanks for that text, dave – I’ve had a quick browse through it and it looks very interesting and informative. Unfortunately, considering some of the links it contains, I’ve got doubts as to whether I should publish the text’s URL – and with such matters it’s best to act on one’s fears.

      I’ll give the text a thorough read-through soon and give it more thought – maybe it might be worth using the text but with the links removed…

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    1. Thanks, Uncle Chester – I especially appreciate you’re comment because I felt quite anxious about publishing this post – I really wasn’t at all sure whether people would ‘get’ the joke(s), ‘satire’ being an especially hit-and-miss form of humour.

      Funnily enough my sense of humour, rather than being a paedo, is probably what has gotten me into the most trouble in my life.

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      1. It took me a few moments to catch on that it was satire — but it was seeing the second mention of Ms Forceps that finally made things click for me, too. Sadly, as you say, in the race between reality and satire (or art generally, for that matter,) reality quite often leaps far ahead…

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  6. Crumbs! The outcome of custard’s last cake stand (otherwise known as the battle of the greasy spoon) will surely determine the fate of the village. Question is: Are those thespians, Mrs F and Mrs T, man enough for the task?

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  7. Ha! Do I detect a faint whiff of premature pasta trees April foolery here? I think it was the unlikely-named Mrs Betty Forceps that alerted me. Kind of reminded me of one Mrs Trellis whose frequent letters to I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue! caused a huge bulge in the BBC’s mailbag first thing in the morning. And I cannot imagine art galleries such as the Alte Nationalgalerie in Berlin allowing the 93 naked cherubs that they so painstakingly care for, to suffer the indignity of having black sticky tape placed you-know-where. Quite simply outrageous!

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  8. You know, there are times when I worry about the state of humanity. Unfortunately, this worry appears justified. These stories certainly do nothing to alleviate it, especially as many seem not to make sense at all. If a 64 year old an had sexual contact with someone 50 years ago, and she was 15at the time, wasn’t he younger than she? Clearly the ages have been inaccurately reported. (Was that you making a transcription error, or the newspaper?)

    I also am particularly disturbed by the idea that a person who likes children cannot look at adult pornography (or art) because this is now being defined as a paedophile behaviour. Damn, does this mean I can no longer wonder what someone was like as a child?

    I guess I don’t have any serious comment. I am in a state of intellectual shock. The stupidity of it all…

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    1. You’re sensitivity to injustice and folly does you credit BJ!

      >”If a 64 year old an had sexual contact with someone 50 years ago, and she was 15 at the time, wasn’t he younger than she?”

      I know – it beggars belief, doesn’t it! BTW – I’ve just checked my sources and there’s no transcription error.

      >”Damn, does this mean I can no longer wonder what someone was like as a child?”

      I guess a lot depends on what you’re doing to, ahem, ‘little BJ’ whilst you’re ‘wondering’.

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      1. Fair enough, I admit I didn’t read the meta-tags.

        But I am so accustomed to absurd claims in the MSM that these stories did not appear to be unrealistic. And I suspect that I felt that way is concerning.

        Or maybe it’s because I compared a picture of myself from 40 years ago with my now face, and recognised that age and age and ugliness have done more than make me unattractive. 😉

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        1. Ahh , sorry BJ – just edited my comment whilst you were replying to it…

          As I mention in reply to Christian’s comment – Reality can so easily outrun Satire when it comes to child sexuality and paedophilia – some stories one reads are just SO stupid that it can leave one gasping for breath.

          >”Or maybe it’s because I compared a picture of myself from 40 years ago with my now face, and recognised that age and age and ugliness have done more than make me unattractive. ;)”

          My mum dug out a photo of me when I was seven a couple of days ago – I couldn’t look at it – where has all that sweet beauty gone? where is all that happiness and hope?

          Seeing myself as I used to be was a bit of an existential moment. I’ve always felt that the ‘real person’ is the person between the ages of 6 and 10 – after that life is a steady growing from and erosion of who we really are…

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          1. I guess a lot depends on what you’re doing to, ahem, ‘little BJ’ whilst you’re ‘wondering’.

            All I am going to say about that is: When I was fifty, my step-son told me that I was a five year old in a fifty year old’s body. It was such a good line that I used it in my book, and have been using it ever since, by telling people, e.g., that I’m only six, in a sixty year old’s body. I also wrote a short story (a ghost one) where I talked about that. It seems that age with a sense of childish wonder is one of my themes. Or will be, if ever I start writing stories again.

            I guess this means that I still feel and experience the world with a great deal of wonderment (the majority of the time), as though I am a child. That’s actually the way I look at nudes, with a sense of wonderment. Ah dear, the child within…

            (Please note how I avoided saying “inner child”, with its schizoid implications, hmmm?)

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            1. I was once described as “the world’s oldest ten-year-old” and I thought it was spot on. This was at a pot luck dinner with a group of acting teachers – we had just finished our Summer programmes for 8- to 14-year-olds.

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      1. In fact, a few days ago, I shared on a social site (in a group mocking conspiracy theories) a link to a Free Range Kids article having fun about that panic about the children toy with “GL symbol” on it.

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          1. The style in such conspiracy-fun groups is to present the article as an uncovering of the reptilian plot to take power on earth; specifically here it is taking power by kidnapping kids tagged with a paedo symbol. Then commenters will say: “shit, we’ve been uncovered”, or “shit, they know”.
            See on FB “Je suis un illuminati et je vous emmerde”.

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            1. Yes, I’ve been accused (on this site) of being a stooge for Big Pharma – promoting a fictional condition called paedophilia.

              In the end the only response is:

              “well done, you’re the first person to have blown our cover. I am in fact an illumnati, a member of the Elite and a Celebrity and former confidant of Jimmy ‘the lizard’ Saville.

              But beware you have come dangerously close to uncovering an international, world-wide consipiracy involving world leaders, celebrities and lizards (à la David Icke).

              You can either join us in ruling the world or fight us. If you choose the latter we’ll have to send out the dolphins to destroy you. Let me know which option you choose. 🙂 “

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      2. That story may have been half-baked, yet some hysterical moron still let it out of the oven! I hope that metaphor made sense in the spirit of your satirical post, Lensman 🙂

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